It’s like an alien landed on earth and assumed a form based loosely off of Norman Rockwell photographs but someone cannot hide their uncanny alien origins. $75 of uncanny valley hell.
More on the needlepoint tip, Souvenirs from the Oregon Trail: $150
Oh god oh god oh god oh god! Smug clown is smug! And for $150, a bit terrifying too.
$20? At least the price is right.
What’s worse than ripping off comic art? Charging $100 for it.
Even worse? Depicting your slash fiction fantasies and then upping the charge to $333.
oh please apologize to The Resident and then burn that thing.
OMG HER HAIR HAS MELTED OFF HALF OF HER SKULL! SOON THE ACID-HAIR WILL IGNITE THE COLLAGEN IN HER LIPS! PLEASE GIVE $1500 FOR THE LIVE-SAVING SURGERY OR ELSE SHE WILL BE DISSOLVED BY MORNING!