It’s like an alien landed on earth and assumed a form based loosely off of Norman Rockwell photographs but someone cannot hide their uncanny alien origins.  $75 of uncanny valley hell.

More on the needlepoint tip, Souvenirs from the Oregon Trail:  $150

Oh god oh god oh god oh god!  Smug clown is smug!  And for $150, a bit terrifying too.

$20?  At least the price is right.

What’s worse than ripping off comic art?  Charging $100 for it.

Even worse?  Depicting your slash fiction fantasies and then upping the charge to $333.

oh please apologize to The Resident and then burn that thing.

Multidisciplinary oh god no.

OMG HER HAIR HAS MELTED OFF HALF OF HER SKULL!  SOON THE ACID-HAIR WILL IGNITE THE COLLAGEN IN HER LIPS!  PLEASE GIVE $1500 FOR THE LIVE-SAVING SURGERY OR ELSE SHE WILL BE DISSOLVED BY MORNING!